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  • Other People: Why do you ship characters who don't even interact in the actual show?
  • Me: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

silence-falls-in-the-end:

discontent-troll:

Last photo of Robin Williams

Spread this like wildfire

silence-falls-in-the-end:

discontent-troll:

Last photo of Robin Williams

Spread this like wildfire

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conorayne:

josiephone:

alwaysactually:

lusilly:

some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”

wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”

"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"

implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding worldimage



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How every high school movies goes

  • New kid: become friends with the nerd
  • Nerd: shows new kid around school
  • New kid: OMG WHO IS THAT *popular kid*
  • Nerd: yOu'lL nEveR haVe a ChanCe
  • New kid: they get together

owlwright:

me: *drinks water* health god

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koishe:

classy-dick:

Do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart, but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life?

I am that friend.

(Source: 1druinedmysociallife, via canyougivemeaminute)

teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one 

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pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.
Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

#the male ego is so fragile

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

pixiepienix:

dollygale:

besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles, via canyougivemeaminute)

lesfrites:

haru is grateful for the fish.

phosphorescentt:

life goals:

independence
intelligence
financial stability
cute face
cute butt
a little scary

(via cookiesarenotmyfriends)

cannweseriouslyjusttnott:

shanemichael:

It’s fucking red.

I’ve literally waited for this video for years. i’ve been reading the gif in the wrong tone the entire time

(Source: fangirlshideout, via meandtheweirdo)

iraffiruse:

How puppies help when you’re sick.

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